Confused by technology and likely upset over those G.D. kids being on his lawn again, a 70-year old man in Missouri fired a gun into his television. Confound it! The ensuing police standoff was probably hilarious, but KSDK news out of St. Louis is reporting only limited details. One of the details, though, was this adorably naïve curmudgeon had been drinking before he decided to use his 2,000 feet-per-second channel changer.
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