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A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, "Well, you see, it's like this - yesterday I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooooooooooo much cheaper. So..... I figure if I have to roll my own, so does she.
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An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her
> > period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore
> > and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is
> > pregnant.
>
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did
> > this to you? I want to know!'
> >
> >
> >
> > The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a
> > Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man
> > with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suitsteps out of a
> > Ferrari and enters the house.
> >
> >
> >
> > He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and
> > tells them: 'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the
> > problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but
> > I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter
> > for the rest of her life.
> >
> >
> >
> > Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail
> > stores, a townhouse, a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank
> > account.
> >
> >
> >
> > If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a
> > $4,000,000 bank account. If twins,they will receive a factory and $2
> > ,000,000 each.
> >
> >
> >
> > However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?'
> >
> >
> >
> > At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand
> > firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him.
> >
> >
> >
> > 'You gonna try again.'
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