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Re: JOKES....
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?"
The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman's boobs are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions". "Onions?" "Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of "willies" are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree".
"A Christmas tree?" "Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration."
The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman's boobs are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions". "Onions?" "Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of "willies" are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree".
"A Christmas tree?" "Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration."
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Re: JOKES....
How many narcissist does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1,1 to hold the bulb while the world revolves around it.
A doe walk out of the woods, what does she say?
I’m never doing that for 2 bucks again.
What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
A porcupine has the prick on the out side.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One stops and looks at the other. What does he say
Does this taste funny to you?
1,1 to hold the bulb while the world revolves around it.
A doe walk out of the woods, what does she say?
I’m never doing that for 2 bucks again.
What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
A porcupine has the prick on the out side.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One stops and looks at the other. What does he say
Does this taste funny to you?
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Re: JOKES....
ROFLLLLLLLLLLLL!
keep them coming guys!
keep them coming guys!
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Blaze In Time
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Re: JOKES....
what is the differance between a Canoe and a norwegian?
a canoe tips.
olie and his friend sphen are hunting,and there not catching anything,sphen looks at Olie and says i wonder why were not catching anything? Olie looks at sphen and says i wonder if we are throwing the dog hi enough?
so olie and sphen are at the beach and sphen says i wonder why the girls aren't so friendly,Olie says well why dont you go put a potato in your swim trunks and maybe you will get noticed more.
a while later Sphen comes back and says Olie the potato in the pants trick didn't work. Olie looks at Sphen and say no Olie,your suppose to put the potato in the from.
a canoe tips.
olie and his friend sphen are hunting,and there not catching anything,sphen looks at Olie and says i wonder why were not catching anything? Olie looks at sphen and says i wonder if we are throwing the dog hi enough?
so olie and sphen are at the beach and sphen says i wonder why the girls aren't so friendly,Olie says well why dont you go put a potato in your swim trunks and maybe you will get noticed more.
a while later Sphen comes back and says Olie the potato in the pants trick didn't work. Olie looks at Sphen and say no Olie,your suppose to put the potato in the from.
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