For the first offense, they give you two Denver Bronco tickets.
If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Denver Broncos.
Q. What do the Broncos and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ.'
Q. How do you keep a Denver Bronco out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.
Q. What's the difference between the Denver broncos and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. What do the Broncos and a possum have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
